Break-Up Music

I was just listening to a song from this album (which will remain unnamed) I listened to after my ex-boyfriend did a bunch of mean stuff to make me sad. Oh man, it's bad.

What is that about?
Was I trying to make things even worse?

FYI CANADA.

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Chick Lit

If a picture is worth 1000 words, this cover, to me, reads as 500 "FUCK YOUs".
Honestly, there are so many people in the world who can't read and the ones who can choose to read this toilet paper.

NO COMPROMISE!!!!!!!

I sit at work from about October 1 - April 30th freezing my ass off because the window breeze blows right on me. However, I don't seem to consider it necessary to stop drinking ice cold water all day.

PS- on an unrelated note, while googling "ice water" for an image, I learned you burn calories drinking ice water! SCORE ME! I'm working out right now, sitting in my fit flops, drinking water!!!

Willendorf

I want a tattoo of the Venus of Willendorf. Under it, it'll read YOU RULE.


YOU RULE.

eck

I keep opening this window, writing something, highlighting it, and deleting.

viva la blog.

PENIS!

PENIS!

(I've been sucking at blogging. You are suffering. I am sorry)